Definition of husband

A lazy laboraholic who works hard at office due to which he masquerades as being hard working, even intelligent and who has a funny inexplicably bloated ego that gets quickly offended if the truth be told that he is irresponsible, good for nothing at home, except of course his salary, for which he wants to be treated as the Lord incarnate.

You can skip all that follows. It is just to sound academic.

Why women are bestowed with supreme endurance (as in labor pain, messy menses, lazy hubbies)?
Some women politely condescend that they are married to the king of this lazy species called ‘husband’.

Origin and propagation of Male chauvinism (class: pigs)?
No wonder men needed to be chauvinists for the truth would crush them down to hell.

“Give unto others what you ought to get”, hence they have been giving hell of life time for women for generations.

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[a]
laboraholic :
originator: Ashok Koparday
Laboraholic is similar to Workaholic.
Men boast of more physical strength, hence they are classified under labor class.

[b]
chauvinist :
an attitude of superiority toward members of the opposite sex;
also : behavior expressive of such an attitude

Etymology (how the word originated):
French chauvinisme,
from Nicolas Chauvin, character noted for his excessive patriotism and devotion to Napoleon in Théodore and Hippolyte Cogniard’s play La Cocarde tricolore (1831)

chauvinist. (2009). In Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary.

Retrieved August 10, 2009, from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/chauvinist

[c]
irrefutable
Synonyms:
indisputable, incontrovertible, undeniable.

ir⋅ref⋅u⋅ta⋅ble
–adjective
that cannot be refuted or disproved: irrefutable logic.

American Psychological Association (APA):
irrefutable. (n.d.).
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1).
Retrieved August 09, 2009,
from Dictionary.com
website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irrefutable