advice

• The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on; it is never of any use to oneself.

• My own business bores me to death.
      I prefer other people’s.

• There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

• Education
  Education is an admirable thing,

• but it is as well to remember that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

• In examinations the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.

• relationship
  The bond of all companionship,
      whether in marriage or in friendship,
          is conversation.

• children
  The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.

• Life

  We are all in the gutter,
      but some of us are looking at the stars.

• One should always be a little improbable.

• There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about,
      and that is not being talked about.

• Only the shallow know themselves.
  Any preoccupation with ideas of what is right or wrong in conduct shows an arrested intellectual development.

• The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible. What the second duty is no one has as yet discovered.

• No crime is vulgar, but all vulgarity is crime. Vulgarity is the conduct of others.
• The well-bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.