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Humor is infectious. The sound of roaring laughter is far more contagious than any cough, sniffle, or sneeze. When laughter is shared, it binds people together and increases happiness and intimacy. In addition to the domino effect of joy and amusement, laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in the body. Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.

Laughter is strong medicine
Laughter and emotional health
Social benefits of laughter
Bringing more laughter into your life
Developing your sense
of humor.
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Laughter is strong medicine for mind and body
Your sense of humor is one of the most powerful tools you have to make certain that your daily mood and emotional state support good health.
~ Paul E. McGhee, Ph.D.

Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict.

Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert.
With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health.

HEALTH BENEFITS OF LAUGHTER

Laughter is good for your health
*. Laughter relaxes the whole body. A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after.
*. Laughter boosts the immune system. Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease.
*. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the bodys natural feel-good chemicals. Endorphins promote an overall sense of well-being and can even temporarily relieve pain.
*. Laughter protects the heart. Laughter improves the function of blood vessels and increases blood flow, which can help protect you against a heart attack and other cardiovascular problems.

BENEFITS OF LAUGHTER

The Benefits of Laughter
Physical Health Benefits:
*. Boosts immunity
*. Lowers stress hormones
*. Decreases pain
*. Relaxes your muscles
*. Prevents heart disease
Mental Health Benefits:
*. Adds joy and zest to life
*. Eases anxiety and fear
*. Relieves stress
*. Improves mood
*. Enhances resilience
Social Benefits:
*. Strengthens relationships
*. Attracts others to us
*. Enhances teamwork
*. Helps defuse conflict
*. Promotes group bonding
Laughter and humor help you stay emotionally healthy
Laughter makes you feel good. And the good feeling that you get when you laugh remains with you even after the laughter subsides. Humor helps you keep a positive,optimistic outlook through difficult situations, disappointments, and loss.
More than just a respite from sadness and pain, laughter gives you the courage and strength to find new sources of meaning and hope. Even in the most difficult of times, a laugh or even simply a smile can go a long way toward making you feel better. And laughter really is contagious just hearing laughter primes your brain and readies you to smile and join in on the fun.

The link between laughter and mental health

*. Laughter dissolves distressing emotions. You cant feel anxious, angry, or sad when you are laughing.
*. Laughter helps you relax and recharge. It reduces stress and increases energy, enabling you to stay focused and accomplish more.
*. Humor shifts perspective , allowing you to see situations in a more realistic, less threatening light. A humorous perspective creates psychological distance, which can help you avoid feeling overwhelmed.

SOCIAL BENEFITS OF LAUGHTER

The social benefits of humor and laughter
Humor and playful communication strengthen our relationships by triggering positive feelings and fostering emotional connection. When we laugh with one another, a positive bond is created. This bond acts as a strong buffer against stress, disagreements, and disappointment.
Laughing with others is more powerful than laughing alone
Shared laughter is one of the most effective tools for keeping relationships fresh and exciting. All emotional sharing builds strong and lasting relationship bonds, but sharing laughter and play adds joy, vitality, and resilience. And humor is a powerful and effective way to heal resentments, disagreements, and hurts.Laughter unites people during difficult times.

LAUGHTER AND RELATIONSHIPS

Using humor and laughter in relationships allows you to:
*. Be more spontaneous. Humor gets you out of your head and away from your troubles.
*. Let go of defensiveness. Laughter helps you forget judgments, criticisms, and doubts.
*. Release inhibitions. Your fear of holding back and holding on are set aside.
*. Express your true feelings. Deeply felt emotions are allowed to rise to the surface.

Laughter and Relationships

Mutual laughter and play are an essential component of strong, healthy relationships.

By making a conscious effort to incorporate more humor and play into your daily interactions, you can improve the quality of your love relationships as well as your connections with co-workers, family members, and friends.

THE PRACTICAL GUIDE – HOW TO

Creating opportunities to laugh
*. Watch a funny movie or TV show.
*. Go to a comedy club.
*. Read the funny pages.
*. Seek out funny people.
*. Share a good joke or a funny story.
*. Check out your bookstores humor section.
*. Host game night with friends.
*. Play with a pet.
*. Go to a laughter yoga class.
*. Goof around with children.
*. Do something silly.
*. Make time for fun activities (e.g. bowling,miniature golfing, karaoke).
Laughter is your birthright, a natural part of life that is innate and inborn. Infants begin smiling during the first weeks of life and laugh out loud within months ofbeing born. Even if you did not grow up in a household where laughter was a common sound, you can learn to laugh at any stage of life.
Begin by setting aside special times to seek out humor and laughter, as you might with working out, and build from there. Eventually, youll want to incorporate humor and laughter into the fabric of your life, finding it naturally in everything you do.
Here are some ways to start:
*. Smile. Smiling is the beginning of laughter. Like laughter, its contagious. Pioneers in laugh therapy, find itspossible to laugh without even experiencing a funny event. The same holds for smiling. When you look at someone or see something even mildly pleasing, practice smiling.
*. Count your blessings. Literally make a list. Thesimple act of considering the good things in your life will distance you from negative thoughts that are a barrier to humor and laughter. When in a state of sadness, we have further to travel to get to humor and laughter.
*. When you hear laughter, move toward it. Sometimes humor and laughter are private, a shared joke among a small group, but usually not. More often, people are very happy to share something funny because it gives them an opportunity to laugh again and feed off the humor you find in it. When you hear laughter, seek it out andask, Whats funny?
*. Spend time with fun, playful people. These are people who laugh easilyboth at themselves and at lifes absurditiesand who routinely find the humorin everyday events. Their playful point of view and laughter are contagious.
*. Bring humor into conversations. Ask people, Whats the funniest thing that happened to you today?This week? In your life?
Want to bring the fun? Get a pet
Most of us have experienced the joy of playing with a furry friend, and pets are a rewarding way to bring more laughter and joy into your life. But did youknow that having a pet is also good for your mental and physical health? Studies show that pets can protect you depression, stress, and even heart disease.
Read: The Therapeutic Benefits of Pets: How Caring for a Pet Can MakeYou Happier and Healthier
Developing your senseof humor: Take yourself less seriously
One essential characteristic that helps us laugh is not taking ourselves too seriously. Weve all known the classic tight-jawed sourpuss who takes everything with deathly seriousness and never laughs at anything. No fun there!
Some events are clearly sad and not occasions for laughter. But most events in life dont carry an overwhelming sense of either sadness or delight. They fall into the gray zone of ordinary lifegiving you the choice to laugh or not.
Ways to help yourself see the lighter side of life:
*. Laugh at yourself. Share your embarrassing moments. The best way to take ourselves less seriously is talk about times when we took ourselves too seriously.
*. Attempt to laugh at situations rather than bemoan them. Look for the humor in a bad situation, the irony and absurdity of life. This will help improve your mood and the mood of those around you.
*. Surround yourself with reminders to lighten up. Keep a toy on your desk or in your car. Put up a funny poster in your office. Choose a computer screensaver that makes you laugh. Frame photos of you and your family or friends having fun.
*. Keep things in perspective. Many things in life are beyondour controlparticularly the behavior of other people. While you mightthink taking the weight of the world on your shoulders is admirable, in the long run its unrealistic, unproductive, unhealthy, and even egotistical.
*. Deal with your stress. Stress is a major impediment to humor and laughter.
*. Pay attention to children and emulate them. They are the experts on playing, taking life lightly, and laughing.

WHEN TO CATCH YOURSELF

Checklist for lightening up

When you find yourself taken over by what seems to be a horrible problem, ask these questions:
*. Is it really worth getting upset over?
*. Is it worth upsetting others?
*. Is it that important?
*. Is it that bad?
*. Is the situation irreparable?
*. Is it really your problem?
Using humor and play to overcome challenges and enhance your life
The ability to laugh, play, and have fun with others not only makes life more enjoyableit also helps you solve problems, connect with others, and be more creative. People who incorporate humor and play into their daily lives find that it renews them and all of their relationships.
Life brings challenges thatcan either get the best of you or become playthingsfor your imagination. When you become the problem and take yourself too seriously, it can be hard to think outside the box and find new solutions. But when you play with the problem, you can often transform it into an opportunity for creative learning.
Playing with problems seems to come naturally to children. When they are confused or afraid, they make their problemsinto a game, giving them a sense of control and an opportunity to experiment with new solutions. Interacting with others in playful ways helps you retain this creative ability.
Here are two examples of people who took everyday problems and turned them around through laughter and play:
Roy , a semi-retired businessman, was excited to finally have time to devote to golf, his favorite sport. But themore he played, the less he enjoyed himself. Although his game had improved dramatically, he got angry with himself over every mistake. Roy wisely realized that his golfing buddies affected his attitude, so he stopped playing with people whotook the game too seriously. When he played with friends who focused more on having fun than on their scores, he was less critical of himself. Now golfing wasas enjoyable as Roy hoped it would be. He scored better without working harder. And the brighter outlook he was getting from his companions and the game spread to other parts of his life, includinghis work.
Jane worked at home in her apartment complex designing greeting cards,a job she used to love butnow felt routine. Two little girls who loved to draw and paint lived next door. Eventually, Jane invited the girls in to play with all the art supplies she had. At first, she just watched, but in time she joined in. Laughing, coloring, and playing pretend with the little girls transformed Janes life. Not only did playing with them end her loneliness and mild boredom, it sparked her imagination and helped her artwork flourish. Bestof all, it rekindled the playfulness and spark in Janes relationship with her husband.
As laughter, humor, and play become an integrated part of your life, your creativity will flourish and new discoveries for playing with friends, coworkers, acquaintances, and loved ones will occur to you daily. Humor takes you to a higher place where you can view the world from a more relaxed, positive, creative, joyful, and balanced perspective.

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R U SICK OF THE SAME NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS? TRY THESE. . .

20. I will try to figure out why I “really” need 11 e-mail addresses.

19. I will find out why the correspondence courseon “Mail Fraud” that I purchased never showed up.
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Are you sick of making the same resolutions yearafter year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy!

18. Read less.

17. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

16. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

15. Watch more TV. I’ve been missing some good stuff.

14. Procrastinate more.

13. Start being superstitious.

12. Spend more time at work.

11. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
and last but not least…

10. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!
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9. I resolve… I resolve to… I resolve to, uh… I resolve to, uh, get my, er… I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

8. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning… 4:30 is much more practical.

7. I will stop sending e-mail to my daughter in the other room.

6.
I resolve to work with neglected children… my own.

5. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list,I will read all the mail I get from it.

4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily… well, once a week… monthly, perhaps…
3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.
2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
1. I will read the manual…just as soon as I can find it.

GROW WITH GRACE

You are growing old every day.
What’s your attitude to life?
Do you know how to live with STRESS WITHOUT DISTRESS?

Correct your LIFE STYLE today or be old dog tomorrow.

Here’s a magic potion with Dr. Ashok Koparday to

TAKE YOUR LIFE BACKWARDS ; )

First Die and get death out of the way
Then
Go to old age home with pension and games to play
Then
Get your PF and start working
Then
Work 40 years until you are young
Then
Take retirement for you are youth. Enjoy partying, booze and flirting
Now
Get ready for High school
Then
Become a kid and play. Hey! No worries.
Now
Become a cuddly little baby
Then
Go back in womb. Spend your last 9 months floating
And
Finish off as a chromosome.
What a life style? Wow ! ! !

“Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.”
Andre Maurois

“The trick is growing up without growing old.”
Casey Stengel

“You’re never too old to become younger.”
Mae West

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
Lucille Ball

“There are 3 stages to a man’s life: youth, middle-age and ‘You haven’t changed a bit!”
Anonymous

“You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.”
Bonnie Prudden

“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.”
George Burns

“Age is too high a price to pay for maturity.”
Anonymous

“Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
Satchel Paige

“I’ll tell ya how to stay young: hang around with older people.”
Bob Hope

TESTOSTERONE THE MOVIE
Testosterone (2003) is a film adaption from James Robert Baker’s novel Testosterone. The film is directed by David Moreton and stars David Sutcliffe, Antonio Sabato, Jr., and Jennifer Coolidge.

• A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed
  he had his collar on backwards.
• The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
• The man, who was a priest, said, ‘I am a Father.’
• The little boy replied, ‘My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.’
• The priest looked up from his book and answered, ”I am the Father of many.’
• The boy said, ”My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!’

• The priest, getting impatient, said. ‘I am the Father of hundreds’, and
  went back to reading his book.

• The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
• said, “Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.

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‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’

The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?’

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
‘Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.’

The monkey said: ‘Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?’

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

‘You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.’

The cow said: ‘That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?’

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said:
‘Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.’

But the human said: ‘Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?’

‘Okay,’ said God, ‘You asked for it.’

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I’m doing it as a public service.

Definition of husband

A lazy laboraholic who works hard at office due to which he masquerades as being hard working, even intelligent and who has a funny inexplicably bloated ego that gets quickly offended if the truth be told that he is irresponsible, good for nothing at home, except of course his salary, for which he wants to be treated as the Lord incarnate.

You can skip all that follows. It is just to sound academic.

Why women are bestowed with supreme endurance (as in labor pain, messy menses, lazy hubbies)?
Some women politely condescend that they are married to the king of this lazy species called ‘husband’.

Origin and propagation of Male chauvinism (class: pigs)?
No wonder men needed to be chauvinists for the truth would crush them down to hell.

“Give unto others what you ought to get”, hence they have been giving hell of life time for women for generations.

Don’t You Miss Understand
Forget the definition it if you don’t understand, but ask for explanation rather than misunderstand.

[a]
laboraholic :
originator: Ashok Koparday
Laboraholic is similar to Workaholic.
Men boast of more physical strength, hence they are classified under labor class.

[b]
chauvinist :
an attitude of superiority toward members of the opposite sex;
also : behavior expressive of such an attitude

Etymology (how the word originated):
French chauvinisme,
from Nicolas Chauvin, character noted for his excessive patriotism and devotion to Napoleon in Théodore and Hippolyte Cogniard’s play La Cocarde tricolore (1831)

chauvinist. (2009). In Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary.

Retrieved August 10, 2009, from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/chauvinist

[c]
irrefutable
Synonyms:
indisputable, incontrovertible, undeniable.

ir⋅ref⋅u⋅ta⋅ble
–adjective
that cannot be refuted or disproved: irrefutable logic.

American Psychological Association (APA):
irrefutable. (n.d.).
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1).
Retrieved August 09, 2009,
from Dictionary.com
website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irrefutable

A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients

• 1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involvement with the patient’s suffering might cause him to
  lose valuable scientific objectivity.
• 2. Be cheerful at all times. Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the gentleness and rassurance he can get.
• 3.Try to suffer from the disease for which you are being treated. Remember that your doctor has a professional
  reputation to uphold.
• 4.Do not complain if the treatment fails to bring relief. You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent disability you may have experienced.
• 5. Never ask your doctor to explain what he is doing or why he is doing it. It is presumptuous to assume that such profound matters could be explained in terms that you would understand.


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• 6. Submit to novel experimental treatment readily. Though the surgery may not benefit you directly, the resulting research paper will surely be of widespread interest.
• 7. Pay your medical bills promptly and willingly. You should consider it a privilege to contribute, however modestly, to the well-being of physicians and other humanitarians.
• 8. Do not suffer from ailments that you cannot afford. It is sheer arrogance to contract illnesses that are beyond your means.
• 9. Never reveal any of the shortcomings that have come to light in the course of treatment by your doctor. The patient-doctor relationship is a privileged one, and you have a sacred duty to protect him from exposure.
• 10. Never die while in your doctor’s presence or under his direct care. This will only cause him needless inconvenience and embarrassment.