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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when
you can get milk for free. Here’s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

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Men are like….

1.

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Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

2.

Men are like.
Bananas. The older they get, the
less firm they are.

3.

Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4.

Men are like Blenders. You need One
but you’re not quite sure why.

5.

Men are like Chocolate Bars …
Sweet, smooth,
and they usually head right for your hip.

6.

Men are like Commercials. You can’t
believe a word they say.

7.

Men are like
Department Stores .. Their
clothes are always 1/2 off!

8.

Men are like
Government
Bonds ….. They take soooooooo
long to mature.

9.

Men are like . Mascara. They usually
run at the first sign of emotion.

10.

Men are like

Popcorn….

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11.

Men are like

Snowstorms. You never know when
they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12.

Men are like

Lava Lamps…..

Fun to
look at, but not very bright.

13.

Men are like
Parking Spots. All the good
ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know,
as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might
be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

Specially Contributed by Naimisha, USA

BANANA